Who is Piranha Man?
No one agrees on when he first appeared. Sailors claim he walked out of black water during a violet storm. Traders insist he was born inside a liquidation candle. Old forum archives show something worse: his eyes were already watching before the chart existed.
He does not command the piranhas. They are fragments of him, loose thoughts with teeth. Every time one feeds, another eye opens somewhere on his face.
The black suit is always dry. The red tie is always clean. The only thing that changes is the size of the school.


